Ok so today I got some new shoes but who really wants to know that?
Today the city of Albronga started to glow in neon colours and mutate into an intelligent life form.
Thankfully I was there and was able to negociate with the creature. It has now returned to it's home dimension and everyone's memory has been wiped of the event.
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